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谁能给我个很好笑的英语笑话,高中阶段的

搞笑的英语小笑话1:Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extract...

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more....

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校-...

a man is talking to God The man:"God, how long is a million years?" God:"To me, it's about a minute." The man:"God, how much is a million dollars?" God:"to me it's a penny." The man:"God, may i have a penny?" God:"Wait a minute...

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of ...

.The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the d...

有没有谁可以推荐一部短,英文视频,就是比较幽默搞笑的,一定要是3个人的对话。...6"知道翻译:我特别喜欢鼠来宝,不知道你喜不喜欢他是一个美国大片, 追问: 这个...

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 “你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?”老师发问道。 “把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。

Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗? 妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧! Mother: Mary, why do y...

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "...

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