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谁能给我个很好笑的英语笑话,高中阶段的

搞笑的英语小笑话1:Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extract...

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校-...

.The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the d...

Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗? 妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧! Mother: Mary, why do y...

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more....

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校-...

从第一次和你聊天我觉得你是一个非常幽默, 非常友好的人. 英语: Since we had talking at the first time, I thought you was a very humorous and friendly person.

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 “你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?”老师发问道。 “把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。

My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious。 我的优点是:我很帅;而我的缺点是:我帅得不明显。

可以参考以下这些: 1、The cat nor; 2、猫呓; 3、星碎; 4、Star break; 5、姬斈; 6、Kyi 斈; 7、唇奴; 8、Lip slave; 9、挽霜; 10、Wan cream; 11、傻话。 为什么会选一个搞笑的游戏名字呢?这是因为在长时间枯燥的游戏中看到一个非...

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